2023 St. Louis Cardinals Thread

Even with games running half an hour quicker this year, I don't think I can stay awake for all of these.

Cardinals are 8-12 now.  But it’s early.  If the team is still 8-12 in July, then we have a problem.  

Posted by: @siu-grad-87

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Cardinals are 8-12 now.  But it’s early.  If the team is still 8-12 in July, then we have a problem.  

If the team is 8-12 in July, I’m gonna assume we’ve had either another COVID or the biggest flood ever. Lol

Former all-stars pitch tonight, 8:40 start. 

Miles Mikolas — 0-1, 8.10 era, 2.05 WHIP. 

Luis Castillo - 2-0, 0.73 era, 0.61 WHIP. 

“It’s not like we’re getting beat real bad.” - Mikolas after the game. 

8–13 record this season.

Flaherty tomorrow. He has looked decent so far. 

Cardinals won a game. 

Nolan Gorman is 22 years old. He currently leads the Cardinals in batting average (.313), HR (6), RBI (22) and OPS (1.054). 

😱

UPDATE: still terrible.  

They aren't who we thought they were 

Posted by: @jabman62

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They aren't who we thought they were 

More fun at 9 to 2 than 9 to 8

The Cardinals have a 65% chance to win the division and make the playoffs. 

not sure how I feel about that 

Still terrible. Have to consider a Goldy trade. 

Paul Goldschmidt is the only great and tradable asset they have right now.  

He will be 36 this summer and his contract ends after his Age 37 season next summer.  

He would bring back a haul.  

Let the man have a chance to win a World Series.  

This is what I have seen from multiple national writers, proposing the Cardinals sell at the deadline.  

Of course we are dealing with John Mozeliak here.  You can almost smell Mo signing a 38-year-old Goldy to a terrible extension, all in service of fan service. 

UGH

Burn it all down 

New manager - hire Mike Schildt!