This guy sounds like Doug Gottlieb.

Pathetic rebounding. Clear the bench.

Just pushing SIU around.

SIU looks dead.

I can’t believe I’m wasting my time watching this massacre.

This one is over. Wow this offense looks like crap wow this defense looks like crap. Wow they get burnt on every in bounds pass. Wow SIU can’t make...

I don’t know whether to laugh or bust a gut.

Both teams are underwhelming. I guess one of them had to step a side.

I think that is a fair assessment, and no he will not comment on our rather obvious observations.

Gus Macker? Or is that still around?

Next years guys are 8 year sophomores with plenty of potential and zero game experience.

Puzzling. Especially when we had fouls to give. Oh well BM is an alumni. Can’t say anything derogatory.

Don’t fret BM will land two or three stiffs from the portal.

Just give them the game and get the F off the floor.